the overexplainer

born and raised in a one-cow moron town
myth and superstition kept my theories down

i succumb to the need to
explain myself to the world
i succumb to the need
as my logic unfurls

i respond to queries with other queries
put them all and you to rest with my unified theories

i succumb to the need to
explain myself to the world
i succumb to the need
as my composure uncurls

when i die in this mad-cow fascist state
i'll leave my notes for use on a future date
jamie jung

jamie jung, jamie jung
split your tongue, jamie jung

jamie's got his morning cartoons on
got the volume at a fevered squall
shoes half-tied, clutching a cereal spoon

jamie puts the finishing touches on
a report on otters and sea lions
using different colored ink
he's becoming a man for the 21st century

jamie jung, jamie jung,
gets things done, jamie jung, jamie jung
the clearing

i led my team to the clearing
they deserted me there
that was my rite
that was their right

the beast: rusted spindle of spikes
a towering steel head without eyes
a gnashing, rubbery maw
they deserted me there

eviscerated